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Things My Mother Taught Me


My mother taught me LOGIC ...

"If you fall off that swing and break your neck,
you can't go to the store with me."

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My mother taught me MEDICINE ...

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes,
they're going to freeze that way."

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My mother taught me to THINK AHEAD ...

"If you don't pass your spelling test,
you'll never get a good job!"

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My mother taught me ESP ...

"Put your sweater on.
Don't you think that I know when you're cold?"

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My mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE ...

"What were you thinking?
Answer me when I talk to you! ...
Don't talk back to me!"

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My mother taught me HUMOR ...

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,
don't come running to me."

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My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT ...

"If you don't eat your vegetables,
you'll never grow up."

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My mother taught me about SEX ...

"How do you think you got here?"

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My mother taught me about GENETICS ...

"You are just like your father!"

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My mother taught me about my ROOTS ...

"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

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My mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE ...

"When you get to be my age,
you will understand."

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My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ...

"Just wait until your father gets home."

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My mother taught me about RECEIVING ...

"You are going to get it
when we get home."

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My mother taught me JUSTICE ...

"One day you will have kids,
and I hope they turn out just like you.
Then you'll see what it's like."

~ Author Unknown ~



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