Man



The Pit


A man fell into a pit and couldn't get himself out.


A  SUBJECTIVE person came along and said:
"I feel for you, down there."


An
 OBJECTIVE person came along and said:
"It's logical that someone would fall down there."


A
 PHARISEE said:
"Only bad people fall into a pit."


A
  MATHEMATICIAN calculated
how he fell into the pit.


A
  NEWS REPORTER wanted
the exclusive story on his pit.


A
  FUNDAMENTALIST said:
"You deserve your pit."


An
  I.R.S. AGENT asked
if he was paying taxes on the pit.


A  SELF-PITYING person said:
"You haven't seen anything until you've seen MY PIT!"


A
  CHARISMATIC   said:
"Just confess that you're not in a pit."


An
  OPTIMIST said:
"Things could be worse."


A
  PESSIMIST said:
"Things will get worse!"


 JESUS, seeing the man,
Took him by the hand, and

 LIFTED HIM OUT of the pit!

~ Author Unknown ~




The graphic on this page was created from an unknown artist.


Original music entitled "The Rainbow"
is composed and copyrighted 2000 by Bruce DeBoer
Used With Permission.



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