Irish


An Irishman's Philosophy

There are only two things
To worry about:

Either you are well,
Or you are sick.

If you are well,
Then there is nothing to worry about.


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But if you are sick,
There are two things to worry about:

Either you will get well
Or you will die.

If you get well,
Then there is nothing to worry about.


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But if you die,
There are two things to worry about:

Either you will go to heaven,
Or you will go to hell.

If you go to heaven,
Then you have nothing to worry about.


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But if you go to hell,
You'll be so darn busy shaking hands
With all your friends,
That you won't have time to worry!

~ Author Unknown ~




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